Friday, March 6, 2009

I have been buying a lot of sewing machines. I have three here at the house right now. I have been owner of a Kenmore, a Singer, another Kenmore, a Domestic, A giant monstrosity from the fifties and a Husqvarna. I gave away the first Kenmore to a friend when I bought the Singer, then realized the singer was a piece of shit. That sewing machine was unfortunate to be smashed to bits with the maul. Bought another Kenmore it was a good sewing machine but it broke. Found the domestic, a nice little two tone blue and white number. Got it working but it would barely sew through a paper towel. Next there was the seventy pound giant. It sews through anything and everything, but it can't hem pants. Today I found the Husqvarna. It is a Swedish chainsaw manufacturer. I figured I couldn't go wrong. I Just need to figure out where to pour the gasoline.